Stoled from Mariahthief
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
**I'm not like EVERY ONE ELSE, so I must be a LOSER.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
**I'm a METALHEAD, so I MUST BURN CHURCHES
**I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
**I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A BITCH.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I must have a problem with SELF-CONTROL.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I must shove my beliefs DOWN YOUR THROAT
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
**I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.(debatable, is my religion a religion or an excuse for me to be weird and have fun. Me likes fun)
I'M REPUBLICAN, SO I MUST NOT CARE ABOUT POOR PEOPLE.
**I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am a RAVER, so I must TAKE LOADS OF DRUGS
**I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be an EMO
I'm a GUY, so I must only want to GET IN YOUR PANTS
I'm IRISH, so I must have a BAD DRINKING PROBLEM.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I must DANCE AROUND A FIRE SCREAMING.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
**I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a SLUT.(well I used to)
**I'M A PUNK, SO I MUST DO DRUGS.(here am giving a stereotype others gave me, I do not claim it on my own, that would be silly... though I do rather like older punk music and I somewhat admire the philosophy...)
**I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
**I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH.(debatable. Again, I wouldn't claim any subculture labels for myself)
**I'm BLONDE, so I must be a STUPID DITZ.
**I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY, KIND OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the boarder
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I must wear my socks with my SANDALS.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I'm ENGLISH , so I MUST DRINK TEA
I got a CAR for my birthaday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
**I dye my hair CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(mmmm... more highlight but in huge sections)
**I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
**I'M INTO THEATER ART, SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.(not clicking this cause I eat fish, though I have perfectly valid reasons for doing so)
**HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, SO I MUST BE DOING THEM ALL
I have a bunch of GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
**I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.(STOP ASSUMING THAT! I WILL SMACK YOU!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
**I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER. (Wear what I want listen to what I want. I told you I don't claim a subculture.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
**I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO(well umm... maybe yes.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
**I'M A VIRGIN, SO I MUST BE A PRUDE.(prude? me? I'm not sure I've met that word.)
I'M A FEMALE GAMER, SO I MUST BE UGLY OR CRAZY.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'M SKINNY, SO I MUST BE ANOREXIC.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be ALBINO.
**I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, SO I MUST LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a WIMP.
**I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE.
**I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGED DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, SO I MUST DRINK AND SMOKE TOO.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
**I HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, SO I MUST THINK LITTLE OF THOSE WHO DON'T.
I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL.
**I HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, SO I MUST BE CRAZY. (sweetie, I know I'm crazy.)
**I TELL PEOPLE OFF, SO I MUST BE AN OVER-CONTROLLING BITCH.
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
**I'M DEFENSIVE, SO I MUST BE OVER-CONTROLLING AND A BITCH.
Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
**I READ COMICS, SO I MUST BE A LOSER.(Though, I prefer to watch the old Batman cartoons and the older X-Men and the Justice League... *sigh* good stuff)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
**I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist(I don't claim it, however I accept that many of my personal thingies fit in with the goth thing... but I'm "too happy" I love older goth music though. )
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
**I DRAW ANIME SO I MUST BE A FREAK.
**I AM A FANGIRL SO I MUST BE A CRAZY, OBSESSED STALKER.(<3 Angelina and Mika, Joan Jett!!)
I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
**I'M INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK.
**I AM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED, AND ARROGANT. (Hence why most people I meet think I'm European.)
**I'M NOT RELIGIOUS SO I MUST BE A BAD PERSON. (...it depends on what bad is on any given day)
I LIKE ANIMATED GUYS SO I MUST BE RETARDED.
**I SKI so I MUST be a tree-hugger.(I'm soooo bad at it)
I SNOWBOARD so I MUST be a druggie punk.
**I SWEAR SO I MUST BE A BAD PERSON.(try not to so much)
**I HAVE A CAT SO I MUST HATE DOGS. (<3 dogs and cats)
**I LIKE TO ROLEPLAY SO I MUST BE A FREAK.(<3 XD)
**I wear skate shoes but DON'T SKATEBOARD so I MUST be a POSER.(Comfy... Though I prefer indoor soccer shoes but you try not to wea those outside the arena)
**I LOVE HALLOWEEN SO I MUST BE EMO. (? You make no sense)
I'm BRUNETTE so I MUST be ugly and smart.
**I HATE WEARING SHOES SO I MUST BE A HIPPIE. (hate and love it)
I HATE SUNLIGHT so I MUST be a VAMPIRE (You know I don't hate the sun, it just irritates my eyes really bad. I was convinced I was a vampire when I was a little girl)
**I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO I MUST BE A LESBIAN OR PRUDE.(Well, ok I'm a lesbian. You got me. I surrender *eyeroll*)
I am CHINESE, so I MUST HAVE 12 BROTHERS AND SISTERS
I play FOOTBALL and I'm a girl so I MUST be lesbian.
I am a MUSLIM, so I MUST HATE THE BIBLE
I'm HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a wuss.
**I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be a rich snob.
**I'm a JOCK so I MUST be an ass.
**I can read music so I must be a BAND GEEK(orchestra and choir for years! I can read music ok, not the best but ok)